This just in: Japanese Scientist Invents Breast Enlargement Ringtone

Dubbed "ROCK MELON" ringtone, Dr. Hideto Tomabechi discovered that the subliminal sounds of babies crying amongst other sounds causes a woman's breast to expand and enlarge. Test sounds involved in the experiment increased the breast size of one subject by 3 cm.



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tamber says:

• what the eff

percevale says:

• yep
• I love the japanese
• AND DISCOVERY CHANNEL
• for recognising the life altering effects of such a scientific breakthrough

tamber says:

• LOL

percevale says:

• Cure for cancer? Who gives a fuck. Mankind can now enlarge breasts with their handphones
• i wonder what happens to manboobs when guys in the vicinity hear the tone
• or is it something the woman has to listen to in private...