Friday, May 1, 2009

Spotted at IKEA: Words of wisdom

Venture Shaven.

Well.. it's actually "Venture's Haven" but poor font leading has led to this faux pas.

And please forgive the crappy picture resolution, the Nokia e66, while beautiful and functional in everyway possible is cursed with a shit camera that cannot handle close photography.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Singapore Wars: A New Hope

April 27, 2009 AFP article

Workers protest against unpaid wages in Singapore

SINGAPORE - More than 100 construction workers from China gathered outside Singapore's manpower ministry Monday to complain about unpaid wages and cancellation of their work permits, witnesses said.

The workers sat for about two hours at the steps of the ministry, at a busy intersection near the Chinatown district, and shouted at ministry officials and police officers to air their grievances.

There was no violence, an AFP reporter at the scene said.

At one point, police warned the workers to disperse within five minutes or face arrest. They left but regrouped across a road from the ministry, and voluntarily dispersed about an hour later.

Workers interviewed by AFP said they had not been paid their wages after their Chinese 'boss' absconded with the money. They also complained that their work permits had been cancelled without warning.

Comment from the manpower ministry on the workers' complaints was not immediately available.

Some of the workers told officials that they had not committed any crime and could not be arrested, but police told them they were illegally trespassing on government property.

'The government should punish the company, not punish us by cancelling our permits. We just want our compensation so we can go back to China,' construction worker Zhou Qing Ren, 40, told AFP.

'We have got no money to eat now and no proper place to stay,' another worker shouted.

Singapore is tightening its rules on outdoor protests as it prepares to host its largest international summit, the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) leaders' forum, in November.

Analysts said the laws against outdoor protests can also be applied to deal with any outbreaks of public frustration amid the city-state's worst recession in more than 40 years.

An estimated one million foreigners live in Singapore, representing more than 20 percent of the total population, which is predominantly ethnic Chinese.

This is a very important article. I believe the ruling party has managed to unearth a double edged sword.

Current foreign policy pursues a no-holds barred "Economic Growth at all costs"

A policy of: More inputs = more outputs = more GDP".

More inputs = More foreign talent willing to work at 1/2 the pay of a Singaporean.

Understandably so, hungry migrant workers can earn quadruple in Singapore what their home-bound brethren earn is a win-win solution for owners of these firms and their fledging immigrants.

But, it looks like the ruling party has failed to take into account the tenacity and devil-may-care attitude of these workers. And if these workers continue to run numbers into the 1 million (according to the AFP article), even 10% of the 1 million, conducting a protest of POOR LABOUR LAWS/TREATMENT during the APEC summit is going to be a PR disaster of massive proportions.

These migrant workers have little to lose, considering that they have lost it all already. They just want their money and they want to go home. When asked by the police to vacate the premises, they just regrouped opposite the Manpower Ministry.

What's the ruling party to do?

  • Put them in jail? - Woohoo! Free room and board.
  • Pay them? - Who bears the burden of paying?
  • Violent crackdown? - PR disaster also
Suddenly with 1 million migrants that don't give a damn about Home Upgrading, Jail, Defamation suits and threats of exile, the PAP might find in them- "considerable enemies of the State".

Fact is, if Singaporean dissidents/dissenters/opposition start to "embrace and love these foreign talent". They might very well mobilize this vocal and active group to campaign and highlight the fundamental flaws of poor protection/treatment of employees here in Singapore.

Can the PAP continue to treat all residents: citizens, permanent or otherwise, as "economic digits"? You decide.


Thursday, April 23, 2009

Be aware of Morons in AWARE

I consider myself a SENSIBLE conservative. If I lived in the United States, I'd consider the constitutional right to bear arms as nice in theory but I'd prefer that you limit the types of guns outside Mac-10 fully automatic weapons (you don't to hunt deer with those).

Since I live in Singapore, I fully support the state and consider the definition of a marriage to be between men and women as well, since physically, we have matching "parts" much like jigsaw pieces.

To my madly in love gay friends, if you want to get "married", I'd endorse a new legislation of "long term partnerships" to symbolize your union. And to be really frank, when it comes to institutional marriage, it's not exactly as sacred or life-affirming as it used to be (my parents fought. A lot. Physically. Like fists and flying pots.).

Sensibility is KNOWING change is coming. Sensibility is KNOWING that not only is change inevitable but that eventually, you'd need to find equitable foundations (legally & socially) for that change.

It happened during President Lincoln's Emancipation proclamation. It happened after Universal Suffrage (Go women power!). It happened after Martin Luther King. It happened after Rosa Parks rode in the front of the bus.

But today, after her press conference. I realise that MORON has a new name. It's Thio Su Mien.

Dr. Thio, like others of her ilk, Maureen Ong and other self proclaimed feminists are an embarrassment to their professions and to the concept of suffrage.

Suffrage according to Wikipedia: The feminist movement is essentially one that has worked and continues to work against the status quo in American society. According to bell hook, “Feminism is a struggle against sexist oppression. Therefore, it is necessarily a struggle to eradicate the ideology of domination that permeates Western culture on various levels, as well as a commitment to reorganizing society so that the self-development of people can take precedence over imperialism, economic expansion and material desires.” [4] America’s culture is one that is measured on a patriarchal scale. Countering these standards is part of the Feminist Movement’s agenda and, although differing during the progression of waves, it was a movement started to also challenge the political structure. In thinking of a social movement as a collective, organized, sustained, non-institutional challenge to authorities, power holders, or culture beliefs or practices it can be said the Feminist Movement in all aspects a large and long lasting social movement.

Men of the era believed that women were too emotional and prone to irrational decision making to be entitled a vote- It's true. Go look it up. That was discriminatory. Fact is before the rise of the feminist movement, suffrage was all about abolishing slavery, it was after the 1st World War (lots of men died) where the equal importance of women started to become more evident. Many men and people in power at the time felt that the family unit was all about DAD wearing the pants, making the decisions and bringing home the bacon. Women had their role in society as a supporting element of care-giver to the little ones. It was a patriarchal structure and those in power were SURE that the foundations of society would crumble should women ever achieve equality.

Boy were they wrong.

Just as they were wrong on the slavery bit, just as they were wrong when they thought equality to the blacks would lead to disaster.

The issue here is not that the new Exco engineered a coup de tat of AWARE. It's that the new Exco, in their crusade to protect the family unit should have started their own grassroots organization rather than hi-jack another.

I repeat- the big deal isn't the coup de tat. But that while proclaiming to "feminists" (equal rights!), they've not only disrespected the views of another group but practicised in-equality.

And nothing could be more ridiculous then what I heard at the press conference when the new honorary secretary Ms Maureen Ong spoke.

" I came into the picture because somebody told me that something is happening that affects children and I am a mother of three children. I don't want my children to say that oh, it's all right to go and experiment with homosexuality, to experiment with anal sex, to experiment with virginity or the pill or even pre-marital sex"

According to the Straits Times-

THIO Su Mien explained that her concern about the direction that Aware was taking was partly prompted by a letter from a parent who was concerned that the society was promoting a homosexual agenda.

She wrote to the Today newspaper in 2007 to ask why Aware’s choice of a movie for a charity show was Spider Lilies, about two lesbians who fall in love.

Dr Thio said she went on to discover that in Aware’s comprehensive sexuality education programme, which is taken to schools, homosexuality is regarded as a neutral word, not a negative word.

Yes. DANGER! WARNING! Because I’m sure I’ll be tempted to turn gay after too many episodes of Queer Eye for a Straight Guy.

Here are the facts: When I watch my gay friends or shows involving gays. One thought DOES CROSS MY MIND.

“Wow that’s stylish.” or “Yes, that’s a more refined way to do something.”

IT IN NO WAY MAKES ME WONDER- if it’ll be cool or nice to experiment with a penis in my anal cavity.

Nor does it make me, in anyway, wish to touch or fondle a male reproductive appendage other than my own.

You don’t experiment with homosexuality, you are inclined or you’re not. Period.

Dr. Thio and Ms. Ong’s cognitive abilities and brain function are malfunctioning in such a way that renders me speechless on how someone that mentally challenged can ever be elected to power.

No wait.. 66.6 but that’s another story..

Oops.. lost my train of thought- Bottom line- Watching gay themed shows makes me want to be more stylish or buy better fitting clothes.

It in no way makes me want to be more gay.

To be honest, I want that level of stylishness to “advertise” myself to Krista Allens, Elizabeth Hurleys and Sienna Millers of the world.

Other men need not apply. Thanks very much.

Final note: Truthfully, I'm slightly homophobic.. I'd give a brotherly hug to a straight guy friend but I feel uncomfortable if my gay pals try to reciprocate. But that's my irrational fear due to societal conditioning. I love my gay pals, they're funny, they're bitchy and they have the best taste in clothes.

Playing Soccer encourages you to kick decapitated heads

Modern day football (soccer to you American readers) was developed by the victorious English on the battlefield. The victors would decapitate the heads of their enemies and have a kicking good time in the 1300s.

Fast forward to the 21st century. The year is 2009 and Apple has started a revolutionary new past time of baby shaking. It all started with a simple iPhone/iPod Touch application of "Baby Shaker" that could be purchased for 99 cents at Apple Apps on iTunes.

The craze was so phenomenal that eventually, people hooked on the games started shaking real babies. Much as how World of Warcraft gamers call on the Dark Prince of Hell Satan Ragnaros for powers to pyroblast their enemies to cinders.


GET THE HELL OVER YOURSELVES YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS PUNKS. When babies cry during the work transit early in the morning, we've all at one point or another wondered- "I wish I could somehow shut that baby up."

Prisoners of War will attest to the fact that the wailing cries of babies are used as a method of softening before an interrogation but war veterans have yet to be outraged by the children's groups and brain injury foundations for NOT BEING SYMPATHETIC to the plight they have suffered.

Human nature as such implies "Yes, we think about screwed up shit." BUT the super-ego convinces to us to NOT ACT IN THE ANTI-SOCIAL MANNER of actually shaking babies to shut them up.

Truth be told, I'm not entirely sure how banning such a game will discourage baby shaking, in fact, it might even encourage some to act out since they're unable to find a healthy virtual outlet for their pent up baby wailing induced frustrations.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Wordplay

I love MSN Messenger and the immediate humor that can arise as a result..

My reply to Shireen's nick:

Yeah.. You're too pretty to be one of the seven dwarves..

Laughs galore ensue

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Layman's View to modern day Economics

OH MY GOD- FINANCIAL SERVICES SECTOR THRIVES ON FEELINGS.


This is the best business to be in. The geniuses at Wall Street: derivatives traders, brokers, bankers etc really had it figured out.

Not only did they think up of how to sell NOTHING (debt- a loan of someone-else's money) four times over (eventually it runs out, but they continue to repackage and sell nothing from a bunch of other people earning close to nothing).

And then.. they finally realised that- "Hey, waitaminute, human beings walk around with a lot of emotions and feelings.. let's just screw around with their perceptions (rather than the reality of the situation)"

Suddenly, we have a market where stock markets are rallying or in decline based on how people feel.

Nevermind that, realistically: Manufacturing output, Total amount of precious metals/good/services, demand and supply stay relatively static day to day. However, we live in an age where the stock markets rise and fall on the same day within the week. Simply cos, OMG FEAR! OMG! Sky is falling! OMG! Intel made 1 million processor chips yesterday but just cos I FEEL SCARED, Intel is suddenly a crap company functioning on the level of a banana republic!

What the frak?

In the end, it's all simple physics. Money exists in one state/form or another. It doesn't disappear. What's really the problem is all that "fake" money running around from all the "stimulating". It's money only cos the govt says it is. But real productivity, real output, REAL MONEY/VALUE creation has yet to happen.

Living beyond your means consumerist lifestyle of credit HAS TO STOP. The madness should end somewhere and hopefully, we won't ever see a situation where Financial Services employees account for 9% of the workforce but yet command 34% of salaries for the workforce.

Guessed where yet? Only in New York baby.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Badvertising

It's monday morning and I'm already wondering- What the Fuck were they thinking.

Whenever I'm faced with bad adverts (badvertising- my term), I'm impressed by two factors:
  • The skill of their Account Executives in getting their clients to accept lack lustre and poor advertising concepts.
  • The inability of the creatives to come up with non-vomit inducing ideas.
Today, Abbott graces the inaugural post for "Badvertising"- a whole new category for Tantalizine. Witness- the power of advertising as they try to convince you, that- "YOUR KIDS CAN GET FLY HIGH. And THEY CAN GET HIGHER."

Nothing sells like a kid hooked on drugs.

Yes. I understand that the product is- VIDAYLIN. But other than getting high, I've no idea what else it's supposed to do for my child.

And making my kid look CREEPY AND FREAKY in a teddy bear suit.
  • What the hell is going on?
  • Is my kid dressed like a teddy bear cos he's high?
  • Or are his parents dressing him that way cos they're high?
More importantly, who's already high?
  • The people that agreed this was the badvertising campaign they wanted?
  • The creatives that conceptualised this bit of badvertising?
What were they smoking? And can I have some?